Monday, August 18, 2008

#3 - Confession from Co-worker 2

CW2 is also blonde, but tall, beautiful and Grace Kelly-esque.

She also has scoliosis. She told us today while we were waiting for the head of purchasing to show up for a meeting. The operation she needs is drastic. She doesn't know what to do.

Monday, August 11, 2008

#2 - Confession from a Security Guard

Going for a jog and one of the security guards at work joined me in my walk to the street and engaged me in a short chat before I started my run.

He's a short, jolly, African-american dude, probably mid-20's.

It was a sunny day and he complained of being hot. I asked why he didn't have a short-sleeved shirt on and he confessed that he doesn't wear them unless he has his foreams waxed... and the last time he had it done, the person didn't do it well and he had sores all over his back.

File under "TMI." And I guess for now, he's stuck wearing long-sleeved shirts.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

#1 - Confession from Co-worker 1

Typically CW1 is extremely professional, a tad serious. To be honest, she's a bit of a Southern belle, being blonde and Texan. However, she recently got unusually steamed at a new policy at work. She also strenously made her point on another project, enough that I was feeling a little attacked.

CW1 asked me to stay after the meeting and told me she was getting a divorce, which is why she's been more emotional lately. She alluded to her husband having a variety of addictions. When I told her I was sorry, she said "Don't be. It's been a long time coming."

She'll be a single mom.

Names have been changed

to protect the innocent... and my friendships.

To maintain confidentiality, I am also not telling anyone about this blog. It'll be our little secret, just between me and you (the World Wide Web.) Promise you won't tell...